The Parallel League
Season 2026-27 · updated 2026-11-07 09:41:36 UTCPoints come from what happened on the pitch, not the result: goals by foot, head or penalty, assists, corners that made chances, the woodwork, possession, and cards against. ▲/▼ compares each club with its place in the real table. Why score it this way?
| # | Club | P | Goals | Own goals | Assists | Corners | Woodwork | Possession | Pen saves | Yellow cards | Red cards | Points | Real W-D-L | GD | Pts | Pos | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ▲2 | BHABrighton | 9 | 84 | 12 | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -20 | -2 | 120 | 6-1-2 | +17 | 19 | 3 |
| 2 | – | MCIMan City | 9 | 80 | 0 | 38 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -13 | -2 | 103 | 7-0-2 | +10 | 21 | 2 |
| 3 | ▲1 | CHEChelsea | 9 | 76 | 0 | 34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -16 | -2 | 92 | 5-1-3 | +4 | 16 | 4 |
| 4 | ▲3 | BREBrentford | 9 | 60 | 4 | 30 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -20 | -4 | 70 | 3-5-1 | +7 | 14 | 7 |
| 5 | ▼4 | ARSArsenal | 9 | 56 | 0 | 26 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -14 | 0 | 70 | 8-0-1 | +9 | 24 | 1 |
| 6 | ▲8 | IPSIpswich Town | 9 | 56 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -16 | -2 | 62 | 3-2-4 | -4 | 11 | 14 |
| 7 | ▲1 | BOUBournemouth | 9 | 52 | 4 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -24 | 0 | 54 | 3-3-3 | +1 | 12 | 8 |
| 8 | ▼3 | EVEEverton | 10 | 48 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -18 | 0 | 48 | 4-4-2 | +2 | 16 | 5 |
| 9 | ▲4 | NEWNewcastle | 9 | 48 | 0 | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -24 | -2 | 46 | 3-2-4 | -3 | 11 | 13 |
| 10 | ▲1 | HULHull City | 9 | 44 | 0 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | -25 | 0 | 43 | 2-5-2 | +1 | 11 | 11 |
| 11 | ▼5 | LIVLiverpool | 9 | 40 | 4 | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -21 | -2 | 43 | 4-3-2 | +2 | 15 | 6 |
| 12 | ▲4 | COVCoventry City | 10 | 40 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -11 | -2 | 41 | 3-0-7 | -9 | 9 | 16 |
| 13 | ▼4 | TOTSpurs | 9 | 36 | 4 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -13 | -2 | 41 | 3-3-3 | +0 | 12 | 9 |
| 14 | ▼4 | AVLAston Villa | 9 | 40 | 0 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -18 | -2 | 40 | 3-3-3 | -3 | 12 | 10 |
| 15 | ▲2 | MUNMan Utd | 9 | 36 | 4 | 20 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -20 | -2 | 38 | 1-4-4 | -5 | 7 | 17 |
| 16 | ▲2 | CRYCrystal Palace | 9 | 32 | 4 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -13 | -4 | 37 | 2-1-6 | -12 | 7 | 18 |
| 17 | ▼5 | LEELeeds | 9 | 32 | 4 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -17 | 0 | 35 | 2-5-2 | +1 | 11 | 12 |
| 18 | ▼3 | FULFulham | 9 | 28 | 8 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -19 | -2 | 27 | 2-3-4 | -2 | 9 | 15 |
| 19 | ▲1 | SUNSunderland | 9 | 28 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -13 | -6 | 23 | 1-2-6 | -10 | 5 | 20 |
| 20 | ▼1 | NFONott'm Forest | 9 | 24 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -20 | 0 | 14 | 1-3-5 | -6 | 6 | 19 |